Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We talked him into tasing himself.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize