Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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