Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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