He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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