i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
