Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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