A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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