You're completely useless in the revolution.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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