I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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