is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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