Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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