I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
