And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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