I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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