at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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