I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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