he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How naked do you want me to be?
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