The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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