office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Everything about him screamed your future.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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