My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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