Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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