i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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