it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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