Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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