Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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