She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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