Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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