end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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