Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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