dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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