Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
