I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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