i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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