Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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