worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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