Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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