I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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