Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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