I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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