True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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