would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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