I bet he comes in French.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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