this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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