id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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I just gargled with NyQuil
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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