Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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