Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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