we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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