what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
pray to the hookup gods
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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