So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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