At least make sure they are 18
Why
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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