That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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