All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize
