This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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