So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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