thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Panties = found
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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